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I call it… Downy Elvis with White Streak and Caved-In Cheek. This is fucking hilarious. Seriously, this guy is the hardest person to draw in the fucking world, I swear.

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adamismelvin:

This is what I thought of Haz after she cheated in our game of pool.

I did not cheat! I didn’t have to double-pot the black, you did! You’re the one who said college rules and that’s how it was played in the Brook! Also, if I was supposed to double-pot it, there is no way in Hell I could have lined up that shot! You know it was an accident anyway, I’m shit at pool! SO STOP LYING IS IT!? 

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Random thought.

I think it’s so nice how my dad treats me and my sisters all exactly the same even though the two oldest aren’t from his ball bag. It’s a shame their biological dad is such a cunt but it’s also a good thing ‘cause they got to have an awesome daddy-o. 

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My flatmates and I are the sexiest mother fuckers that have ever lived. 

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Air guitaring in a Jedi robe. I’m fucking awesome.